I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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