I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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