Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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