He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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