When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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