if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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