I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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