Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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