Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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