Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Do plants get herpes?
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