check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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