who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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