she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I did not marry a roomba.
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