I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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