...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
and you fell through a lawn chair
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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