Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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