If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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