grinding to god bless the USA? really?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina