I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Terrible idea I love it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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