So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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