Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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