Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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