Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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