so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't think brook has ever known best
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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