If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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