we have officially lost it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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