i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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