There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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