wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My pussy is not your playground.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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