I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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