He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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