dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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