I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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