he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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