Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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