yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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