she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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