She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
