Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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