Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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