2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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