My hair reeks of homosexuality.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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