he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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