I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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