He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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