i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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