At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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