i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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