Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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