let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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