The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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