remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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