He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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