We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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