whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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