Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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