i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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