I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
birth control should be required to get into college
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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