Someone shit on the floor
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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