Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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